Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
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