The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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