Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
FUCK WHALES
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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