Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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