found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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