Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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