i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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