Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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