What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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