I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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