Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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