it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
