Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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