Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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