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Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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