do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Randomize
