ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
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