Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize