What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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