Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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