Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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