loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
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