I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Swine flu. Run for my life!
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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