Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
false alarm, still single
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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