Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
apparently the secret to your success is patron
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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