Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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