dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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