another moral hangover. fuck.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Randomize
