he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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