the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
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