I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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