Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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