I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
You're a waste of cheezeits
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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