we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Randomize
