Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
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