just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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