I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
As shirtless as possible
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Randomize
