For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
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