I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
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