That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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