I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
Randomize
