Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
My pussy is not your playground.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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