"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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