we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
It was a blind-side dick pic.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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