Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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