We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Randomize
