Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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