Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
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