wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I think your dad took our porno
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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