I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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