I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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