The maid of honor just puked.
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
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Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
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